the following music is entirely inspired by that small, disk-shaped bit of skin, more commony referred to as the NiPPLE.
the music was written by reade MCCARDELL and engineered by derek AUSTIN. both musicians remained shirtless for the entirety of the recording process so that they might look across the recording studio at each other's NiPPLES and be continually reminded of the real reason they were doing this. even mark ADAMS, the somewhat bashful technical assistant, could be found shirtless on occasion, joining hands with the recording duo while mr. McCardell would lead them in a group cry. truly it is a labor of love by some of the most dedicated NiPPLE enthusiasts I have ever met.
music critic Bernard Holland of the new york times had this to say about the extraordinary score:
"Never in my life have I felt closer to these two pinkly-hued blessings on my chest then when listening to this relentlessly honest soundtrack. At times, it was hard to tell where the music ended and my nipples began. It's easy to take these little guys for granted, and music like this helps remind us all how lucky we really are..."
Track 1: Nipple!
Track 2: Nipple
Track 3: Nipple?
Track 4: Nipple...
Track 5: Nipple!!